35 Of The Sassiest Comebacks The World Has Ever Witnessed

Internet dominance today depends on how sassy your comeback is.

Internet is a huge universe. A limitless network of networks that has everything you can imagine for you and even against you. Now how all that data comes on the internet is a whole separate topic that can be talked about at length. But it is a fact that the internet mends by the moment, catering to our needs. But that totally depends on how you use this source. You could use a gun for safety or kill people for no reason. Internet works the same way, it can be used to help please for example by starting online charities, publishing researches, sharing jokes, happiness, and everything all around. There are so many examples of how you can use the internet for the greater. Or you could approach the dark side. see the internet to feed negativity into the world, and stuff on the same path.

But if there is anything we love the most on the internet, it is the perfect use of that platform to meme the shit out of the others. There are times when people go right after you and you are just ready to hit them back with the most fire comeback one could think of. And that is what establishes your internet dominance for the rest of your life and theirs too because whatever happens on the internet, stays on the internet.

Here are 35 snappy comebacks that instantly chill the environment and make everyone go oohhhh!

Scroll down below to enjoy! Beware, you might witness some absolute murders.

1. The rays might impact their brains. They probably inherited only one or two braincells given how their parent just reacted to this post.

Can you just move the sun for me, I can’t be arsed to put the shades on or cover myself.

Internet dominance today depends on how sassy your comeback is.

1. The rays might impact their brains. They probably inherited only one or two braincells given how their parent just reacted to this post.

2. That is not fair. It’s not the kid’s problem you didn’t have a sack big enough to take comebacks.

3. Yeah like everyone stands up during the meetings and their whole body is in shot. This is so dumb!

4. That is exactly why you all worked hard, back in your day. Ring a bell?

5. Ouch! That certainly burnt some of that beauty off of her face…or at least what’s there of it.

6. You are probably gonna have to share an apartment with someone and pack your bags once again when they ask for half the rent.

7. The government has your face. What are they gonna do with it, make masks for masquerade parties?

8. Stop, she’s already dead. Stop, please! Somebody call the doctor.

9. This has got to be fake. I swear humans were better than this. I swear.

10. It’s the things you least expect, that is what gets you.

11. That one there is a violation right there.

12. Seriousness. It became extinct just when the calendar turned 2010 years old.

13. Non parents are probably aware of all the troubles and that is why they are “Non parents”.

14. The classic men and women stepping over one another war that will never ever end.

15. They basically spent billions of dollars to let you know dinosaurs is a big no. At least till we are on this planet.

16. Come on guys, allow it. It was a wrong mistake and they really didn’t mean to do it personally.

17. Perhaps she replaced her brain with one of those ring stones as well.

18. Guess whose time is wasted now, eh? Not Moonpie’s.

19. I fully called it. As soon as I started reading that quote, I was like they are going to be bashed with a sibling joke.

20. Tried to go after Teigen’s soberity, ends up doing a big oopsie!

21. The person who replied probably knew the true meaning behind the post but the internet forgives no one.

22. Because there are no brains in the heads of people living in Florida. Ha Ha Ha! I am funny.

23. Thanks for your advice sir, but your services are no longer required. You shall now spend the rest of your life healing from the bruises of that comeback.

24. So basically marry a guy who dies in desperation because your ego was too high to make it work.

25. You like what you like. That’s how Instagram works.

26. Public service announcement for user: Your opinion is not wanted. Please shut up and play lego.

27. What a shot.

28. You good mate?

29. You messed up sir.

30. Elders are not needed no more.

31. Do that then.

32. They are brewing something up.

33. Society rejects you.

34. Can you breath wifi?

35. Dad got exposed before the child.

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