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There’s no doubt that kids are the most innocent, honest, and fun-loving tiny creatures who are sources of happiness in our lives.
When it comes to children, they are innocent beings who never fail to bring up absurd questions and jokes that even adults can’t imagine. This is due to the fact that they have a pure soul, which is why their mind is continuously producing ridiculous random facts (sometimes, they are so mind-boggling that even adults are left speechless.)
Our thanks go out to Jessica Valenti for generating a post that has ultimately become a source of enjoyment and laughter for the entire internet community. It goes without saying that no one would want to neglect the juvenile jokes that have proven to be the most amusing thus far. As a result, these jokes are guaranteed to turn a dreary and depressing day into a humorous one, and you will be left with no choice but to fill the entire room with laughter.
So, here’s Jessica Valenti’s post about how her daughter got sick after eating a carrot.
An amusing one-liner is the best way to get people to laugh, and we could all use a little amusement during these difficult times.
Following Jessica’s tweet, several parents shared humorous Tweets, proving that these innocent children are the best roasters. So, keep scrolling down to have a peek at these one-liners!
1. Kids know how to save the moment!
2. This kid has already mastered English Grammar!
This kid’s logic is undeniable.
3. Oh Fish! That’s a nice comeback.
4. She actually meant to cover or protect yourself by referring to Armadillo!
Armadillos are the one who covers or protect their bodies using their natural armor. And they are also known as “Little Armor One”. This four years old seems to have an interest in these animal facts that why she gave this useful advice to her brother.
5. … and what about the teacher’s reaction after that?
6. That’s why honesty is not always pretty.
Just realized that this mother has the same children with different perspectives. One (son) believes that making his mother feel better by complimenting her on her lack of brows and naturalness is a good thing. On the other hand, the other (daughter) was so honest that she unconsciously resembled her mother with Voldemort- and it’s quite hilarious.
7. Kids always pay close attention to the details and even can read our minds!
8. That was a quick turn!
9. Be like this kid, who knows how to turn a negative situation into a positive one.
10. The conversations between parents and kids in the bathroom are always the best.
11. This kid was born to be a leader!
12. Oops, that hurts!
Imagine paying a huge amount of money on getting this brunette hair and getting this response from your kid is enough to roast your whole day.
13. That technically sounds correct.
14. This kid realized this fact so early.
15. Children don’t keep anything in their hearts. They spill the truth out even if you can’t handle it!
16. Oh no… Who will save you now?
17. Because princesses are so mainstream!
18. Kids are smart enough to make parents realize how bad they are at something.
19. The kid is savage.
20. Why are children so honest? Yikes!
If you have any of your kid’s roasted one-liners, then do share them with us in the comments section below. We’d love to hear from you!