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50 Hilarious “Marriage And Martinis” Posts That Show How Important Humor Is In Married Life

“Marriage And Martinis” is an Instagram page owned by a couple from New Jersey who posts humorous content on parenting and marriage.

The couple, Adam and Danielle, together run a blog, an IG page and produce a podcast. “Marriage And Martinis” features jokes and memes about parenting and what life looks like after marriage. This couple has wholesome and hilarious content to share with their followers. With their light yet twisted jokes, they gained popularity on IG in a very short period. The couple thinks people will always judge no matter what you do, so you should do what is best for you and your spouse because at the end of the day the only thing that would matter is your connection with your spouse. The couple says they have made mistakes through their journey and have learned from their mistakes but they have never given up. The journey has not been easy for the couple but they had fun together. Since the couple loves sharing their experiences as jokes, we have made a collection of 50 of their best memes and jokes that are filled with hilarity and we are sure you will end up laughing at these posts. You will surely relate to these posts. So, wait no more and scroll down to have a look at some of the funniest posts from their IG.

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1. Why do men always make everything an issue of “equality”. Dude, show some respect.

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2. When we’re back to normal:

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3. More of us need to think like that.

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4. Anxiety before the gynecologist visit is real.

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5. Do you want comfort or solutions?

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Newly married couples, take notes.

6. Time to sign-up.

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7. The cutest and dumbest thing ever.

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8. Reason #628 why we love pets:

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9. We all need parents like this cool dad.

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10. When your husband is an extrovert.

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11. When you get married to the right person:

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12. The OCD of replacing the old plastic bag is real:

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13. Who wouldn’t like to have such a spouse?

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14. When you finally get to know the real reason behind your anxiety:

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15. The sexiest way to have dinner:

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16. Not just comforting, it’s the sweetest.

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17. When a horrible incident ends on a funny note.

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18. Clap for Lynne.

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19. When you hate vacuuming.

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20. You can’t lie if you snore.

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22. You are not alone.

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23. What husbands mean when they say “I’ll make dinner tonight.”

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24. When your kid comes to you in the morning just to tell you how much they like cheese.

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25. All those plans you make before having kids.

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The pre-kids life and the post-kids life are so much different from each other. All those plans that you used to make seem stupid and you can realize it only when you’ll have kids of your own. Parenting is not easy, sometimes you have to lie to them to get things done the way you want and to be honest there is no way around. Having a lazy husband, naughty kids or an overthinker wife, the post-marriage life has so much we were not ready for.

26. The code to your Wifey’s happiness:

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27. Every dad:

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28. A dream we all want to get true.

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29. Just to confirm, does everyone feel tired or is it just me?

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30. What a parent’s life looks like:

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Who said being a parent would be easy?

31. The best cup of coffee:

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32. How can you say that?

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33. Do all wives do this?

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34. Best parents ever. They make their kid get ready every morning even for online classes.

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35. What an Uber ride goes like:

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36. Leaving for a weekend after kids:

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37. Need to play this game more often.

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38. How do these women get hot watching their men do home repairs and stuff?

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39. When the daddy steps into the scene:

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Never underestimate mama’s powers.

40. Honey, what do you want to eat?

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41. You know who your real friends are.

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42. To-do checklist before you marry someone:

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43. Ready for the gym:

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44. Types of vacations we all need:

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This is the right kind of vacation we all deserve after marriage. A week dedicated to all the things we WANT to do.

45. When your husband knows you so well:

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Rules are different but you are supposed to obey the rules.

46. Always send wine.

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47. The only reason to wake up at midnight on New Year’s Eve.

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48. Never underestimate your teaching skills.

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49. You are my people.

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50. We are all used to of hearing this.

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Having kids after marriage and being a stay-at-home mom or a stay-at-home dad, it’s not easy to manage life. It’s important that you laugh at each other, you laugh at society’s expectations from you and you laugh at life despite having all the responsibilities and a hard life. Life gets so much fun and enjoyable when you start seeing things from a different angle and that’s what “Marriage And Martinis” have been doing. We have enjoyed these memes and we have to appreciate them for giving us content that we can laugh on. What are your thoughts? Did you enjoy these memes? Comment down to let us know about your favorite meme.

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