Cats can make a lot of mess.
Especially when they are left alone for even a few moments. To be honest, cats are quite weird. They will not even come close to you when you are free but will hound you for attention when you are working or are otherwise busy. And this hounding can either be harmless meowing or making a huge mess out of things.
While cats are not the only ones who do this but they are the only ones who do this ‘deliberately’. We have all seen those videos of cats being agile and crossing a hundred bottle blockade with ease. However, they will wreck up your bathroom shelf just because they are lacking for attention.
So scroll on below and take a look at some hilariously guilty cats as we shame them for their crimes.
#1 She has chosen you to be her pet.
Hello my name is Connie (not my actual name as I’m a stray and the family I harass gave me that name) I was fed once and now I expect to be fed everyday.
If I’m not fed I’ll meow until they come out and feed me and if they ignore me then I meow and stare at them from the kitchen window (without blinking) till they do.
#2 She only wanted to give you a little extra ‘kick’ for your ‘coffee’.
I hate to ask…but did your cat leave anything for you in there? -Char Char
#3 He is just trying to warm things up a bit.
Hobbes here. I like to freak out visiting humans by draping myself over the electric fireplace.
Don’t worry, it’s not hot, plus, it gets me all kinds of attention (which I promptly ignore and pretend to hate).
#4 Well, who told him to leave me all alone?
My name is Salt and I cost my mom $330 for a vet appointment only for them to diagnose me with being stressed since my moms boyfriend (who I like better) was gone for a week.
Here I am in his lap. Love you, daddy!!!
#5 ‘I just needed to check if my insurance was a-okay.’
Dodger here… I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website.
I’m a very important kitty.
#6 ‘What else were we supposed to do with all that bacon just staring at us?’
Well, that’s all fine and dandy guys, but don’t come complaining to me about your upset stomach and don’t puke in my shoes!! -Louise Brigance
#7 We are all slaves of vats, we can’t argue with our masters.
My name is Milo and I make my human carry me to bed every night. If she refuses I will argue with her and sit down and wait until she picks me up and takes me to bed with her.
Why should I walk? I am the king.
#8 But I will find a way and prevail!
My name is raven or rather raven Houdini. I can master any cone they put on my head! So mom has just resorted to putting old baby dresses on me!
Have yet to figure out how to lick my stitches with this device on…
#9 Doesn’t every cat do this? Maybe cats are just a**holes.
This is Kyo, who has repeated this process four times already this morning!
#10 Better than the Gucci slides.
This is Phoenix who likes shoe designing and then relaxing. For order contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
#11 We don’t count what happened afterwards.
Bit my human two seconds after taking this picture.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
#12 ‘I like to sleep in this but the fruit is a bit uncomfortable.’
Hi it’s me Maki, this is my bowl idk why my mom keeps putting fruit in it.
#13 Nico may be idiotic but he is very very…….. Yah he’s just stupid.
You are driving Nico crazy with your torturous shaming social media posts. Stop it. #FreeNico. -StonedPanda
#14 And then I sit on it to see if it will move.
My name is Leia and since my hooman got himself a roomba I demand it be turned on when I’m bored. And everyone knows roombas work best at night.
#15 ‘I am a very important kitty.’
My name is Colonel Mustard and I refused to be nice to my aunt, even though she came over to feed me my favorite food twice a day for eleven days while my parents were out of town.
I protested her presence the entire time.
#16 ‘It’s so shiny and colorful!’
Look at the toy my mom bought me!
#17 ‘I deserve only the best of the best to sharpen my claws.’
Hello ! I am Munini and I live in the countryside of southern France.
I have already killed an olive tree while sharpening my claws but today I preferred something more chic, more urban … Chanel.
#18 ‘How dare you to leave me alone hooman! I was scared.’
This is Boo. He spent the day alone and this happened.
#19 ‘I had to teach her that it was my home.’
I chased a stray kitteh from my garden and almost had my ear bitten off. Now I’m on antibiotics and contemplating my life’s choices.
10/10 will do it again.
#20 ‘No idea how that happened.’
Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened.
#21 He is very proud of his ‘work’.
This is Astro. He needs to be shamed for eating my eye test certificate which was needed for my drivers license application.
Thank goodness my optometrist is a cat lover too!
#22 And that is when he knew he effed up.
Second pic explains why the cone had to be put on in the first place. He swallowed a piece of string which was coming out of the…other hole.
Fun experience for all.
#23 ‘Is this hooman a new toy for me?’
Yes, we had a repairman in the house…Yes, she kept biting his hand…Yes, she was very proud of herself.
#24 ‘You should be glad I didn’t do it in your coffee cup!’
I’m Duncan. My litter box isn’t sufficient.
#25 ‘It’s the hoomans fault for leaving a pizza unattended.’
Hi, my name is Winnie. I may only have one eye, but I was still able to calculate the exact distance I needed to push in order to introduce this entire pizza to the floor.
#26 ‘It wasn’t me.’
“The dog did it.”
We don’t have a dog.
“It was a random dog who just ran through here.”
What did he look like?
“Dog shaped.” -Beeps
#27 ‘Humom is slowly losing her sanity.’
I am Krisu. I had surgery 3 days ago to remove a tumour. I got out of my cone, bodysuit, dressing, and humom’s last resort is to stare at me for 7 days to make sure the stitches stay on.
Humom will go crazy soon.
#28 The little kitty is awfully wide-eyed.
One of us peed on the bed right next to humommy last night, but we won’t tell her who. – Milo & Remi
#29 ‘I only wanted to see outside!’
This is Isla and she has a habit of getting stuck in the blinds.
#30 ‘These snackos are for me?’
My girlfriend and I made biscuits.
Does your cat get into similar shenanigans that you wanna share with us in the comments below? Maybe public shaming will stop them. But knowing cats, I doubt it. However, it never hurts to try to don’t forget to share with our friends.