Adults usually think before they speak.
While this is not always the case, we are still better than kids most of the time in regards to telling the truth. I am aware that we teach our kids to always tell the truth but we fail to mention the fact that telling the truth doesn’t mean spouting the first thing that comes to your mind. However, many kids seem to misconstrue this little fact and that is how we end up with the following statements.
And Jimmy Fallon has taken full advantage of these weird statements asking parents to share their own experiences. And all I can say is that if kids had a filter then we would get to read gems like ‘I’d rather be weird than be you.’ So if you want to read even more hilarious burns then scroll on below to take a look for yourself. I promise it is totally worth it and you are bound to have a laugh or two.
#1 She isn’t wrong, in my opinion.
#2 There is only so much a kid can do.
#3 Tentacles? I am not sure about that one.
#4 I mean the kid isn’t wrong.
#5 He has told everyone what happens in there.
#6 That should always be the solution.
#7 Well that ought to embarrass any dad out there.
#8 The third one is actually great advice that everyone should follow.
#9 More cheese is always good.
#10 Coloring can be a sport if you just move fast enough.
#11 The only sort of life that I want to have.
#12 Yes, falling down the stairs is always so much fun.
#13 At least she has some pink in her closet.
#14 She probably shouldn’t have asked that question.
#15 That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard.
Kids don’t usually think before they say something. After all, they will blurt out whatever comes to mind first. And while we appreciate their honesty, sometimes it can be a little too much. And the following are definitely the cases that fall into the latter category.
#16 Feet traps? Sounds like a nightmare.
#17 Pooing is very important.
#18 You have to encourage the little guy sometimes.
#19 That is one way to say pins and needles.
#20 That is a very nihilistic approach to life.
#21 You gotta have the right attitude in life.
#22 That is a sad thought indeed.
#23 A good way to keep them all together.
#24 ATM’s are rarely fun especially when you can see your bank balance.
#25 I see nothing wrong with this.
#26 Everyone has a different way of showing love.
#27 I never thought of that.
#28 Surprisingly enough, it was always there.
#29 And this is how you ruin a relationship.
What did you think of these kid quotes? Did you find them as hilarious as we did? Comment down below and let us know.