Hussain
Neighbours just are there by fate, you cannot get to choose them. You try to be as good as you can be, but when you don’t have it in return, things can retaliate.
Someone made a post on Reddit weeks ago in which it was asked about things done to an extent of worst to your neighbours and BOOOMMM. The post got exploded with over 6000 comments as if people were there to confess their hate-induced actions towards their irritable and annoying neighbours. These stories were so fun that we thought it would be injustice to not share them with you.
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My wife and I just moved to a place where some couple who got divorced lived before us. It was the reason our neighbour couple to hate us as the previous couple were there fanily friends. The means neighbours did so much to annoy us; used to park on our driveway, putting wood pieces over our fence and letting their dog poop in our lawn. It was enough, I decided to take revenge. So one day it rained and I sprinkled a bundle of bouillon cubes all over their lawn which melted into the grass. Their dog induced by the smell destroyed their whole lawn. I succeeded.
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So my house is on the corner of the T shaped road where everyone would happily cut the corner, eventually destroying my lawn. One day someone was close enough to hit my dog and this bottled me up. I went to shop and bought a 300-400 pound heavy Boudler, placed it on the corner. Winter came and a snowstorm hit, someone on a truck hit the boulder after a dodge. Well, no regrets as I made them learn the lesson.
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Having a terrible work schedule made me wake up at midnight and go to work by 4. One night I was sleeping when my neighbours downstairs as their routine task started playing loud music. I went to request to them to turn it off and they seemed to acknowledge. When I came back, they turned it even louder, now I knew what to do. I while going to work turned on my amplifier facing the floor with guitar on it. After half a day I came home and my music was still on, they never played the music again.
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A neighbor had a bright yard light pointing to my window. When I asked to turn it off at night, she refused. Using a parabolic mirror facing her bedroom, projector and lighting board to sequence hours long lighting with randomly blinking light at her bedroom. She infuriatingly asked to put it down and I told her its source, her own yard light.
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Fun fact: Jehovah’s witnesses can come to any address you tell them after signing up for preaching their religion.
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Our stoned neighbour used to bug us saying that our septic tank is on his property. My dad got furious after he said it multiple times and surveyed the property line letting us know that the septic tank was his and his driveway’s part and some of his house’s area was on our property. Next days my dad kept asking him the same question.
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A stupid neighbour used to yet all my children whilst they played in our backyard. I got to know his weakness; birds pooping on his car under the tree. When he was away one day yet his car was parked, I put different berries besides the tree and he returned to a pile of crap on his car.
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A neighbour couple used to fight a lot and put on loud music at midnight and we were super annoyed at it. One day we noticed that the girlfriend went out of town and a new girl came and their apartment started its same routine, loud banging music at midnight. My wife and I went there asking to turn it down. Having a negative reaction, my wife said ‘where’s the blonde who was here last week, are you three-thing now?’ Went home, and enjoyed hearing their last fight.
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An a-hole neighbour kept refusing my grandmother to help her mend the fence between their houses saying that its on her land. When my grandmother came back after few weeks being hospitalized, she saw that the fence was outgrown 5 feet to her side. To this, my grandmother got a surveyor and known that the orignal fence was correct, now 5 feet had cut from her side. My grandmother planted blackberries at the fence and seeded them each year to grow more. They grew to the neighbors side too, reclaiming the property.
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Our rich neighbours next door used to thriw loud mucis parties all night while parents were away. I woke up one day to used condoms at our corner lot. The same day’s midnight, I spread all those in front of their house, pool and everything. Their parents came home to that and he parties had to stop.
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My great grandfather had an outhouse in his yard where the children knocked to expose the cesspit every Halloween. After getting tired, he moved the outhouse forward and covered it all with leaves and grass not to be seen in dark. He sat in the outhouse on Halloween night, the children came and fell in the muck. He after getting them promised not to do it again, gave them a ladder to climb back. The children learnt their lesson.
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My neighbour used to mow her lawn with a loud mower at 5 in the morning, passing through our window to access her back lawn and making noise. I asked to not do it in morning but she didn’t pay heed. One day I put my dog’s chain on the area between the houses. Next morning her mower got stuck in the chain and from that day, she never did it again.
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An a-hole neighbour called to the city that my mother have to repair the fence that divided our yards. My mother was doing it anyway but this infuriated her as the neighbour aunt was irritable all these years. She got it surveyed and figured out the fence needs to be repaired but not necessarily kept. She got it tore down to which the neighbour had to get built a new fence.
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My neighbour kids used to throw bricks at my dog. Their father had a renowned lawn care company so I sprinkled salt all over there lawn which not only turned barren but made him lose much of his business.
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Our neighbours would let people park in our area when I was in college. To take revenge, I accessed their router, changed all their password and banned MAC Addresses.
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Neighbours septic tank was leaking into my grandfather’s back yard and he asked them to clean the mess to which they redused. My smart grandfather put a plumbing system, a pipe faced the neighbour’s lawn that sprinkled the septic waste onto their lawn and everything. They learnt their lesson and had to remove it.
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For three years consecutively, my neighbour used to play loud music at 3 in the night. I peed on a disc and froze it. Later I slid it under my neighbour’s door to let it melt on his carpet.
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I had a noisy neighbour in the apartment above me. The music was SO loud in the hallway that I couldn’t tell which unit it was coming from at first. I knocked on his door and politely asked him to turn it down, but he refused, and I knew I wouldn’t get anywhere with him. The laundry room on my floor had all of the electrical panels for individual units clearly labelled. Every time he blasted his music, I would go to the laundry room and turn his power off. I could hear him swearing, but I didn’t care.
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My dad while talking to a neighbour asked which color should he paint the house to which he jokingly added, ‘blue for an old house.’ Neighbour got furious saying he wont do it and grew up in this house.
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Our neighbours dog used to poop in our lawn for three months straight. I asked them to clean many times but got brushed off. I started collecting the poop in a big bucket and filled it with rain water. I went and emptied it in the front porch. That’s how they learnt the lesson.
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A arrogant lady neighbour pissed me and my brother off for sitting at her curb. We got an idea, made garage sale signs and out it up all the street towards her home on Saturday midnight. Next say people would come banging her door. We didn’t put any dates so by the time she noticed all the signs, people would have probably kept coming.
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Neighbours fought my dad when he asked them to not yell at the lady parked at the door. I told my father we would take revenge so we filled all their car’s lock with superglue.
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A neighbour’s dog used to poop in everyone lawn and we all were annoyed. We asked them many a times to clean and forbade the dog but they neglected. So one neighbour put some the the crap and smeared it all across their front door. This way they learnt their lesson.
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A neighbour’s stupid dog used to poo on the front lawn of a quiet guy in our neighborhood. He tried avoiding this situation by various ways such as adding pepper to lawn but the dog was the same. One day he used the super soaker to liquify his own poo and put it into the mail box of the dog’s owner. The stench filled all their home.
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A 60 year old woman next door used to peep through the fence and watch us which became so annoying. My dad on this used a shovel to put snails and slugs in their lawn and trampoline after being annoyed.
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Neighbours used to party untill 3 and I couldn’t sleep. Asked for cops help but they couldn’t do anything so I started doing yardwork using a chainsaw at 5 in the morning. It was so loud that I had to cover my ears, now imagine.
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For taking revenge from an obnoxious neighbour, my brother out his house on advertisement with his front picture under the amount of 75k with his phone number. He kept receiving calls for months and didn’t get to know who put it. My brother’s mission was accomplished.
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Our neighbours were super annoying at so many things so I sprinkled mashed potato powder on their lawn so that in rain they get mashed potatoes all over the lawn.
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Annoying neighbour had been a pain in the ass for many years. I took my revenge by telling his wife everything she didn’t know. Problem solved.
