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50 Hilarious Tweets About Capitalism That Signify The End Of The World

We all hope the wealth might trickle down someday.

It’s like playing one of those rigged games where you have to keep adding more coins so that you can win a tower of coins. However, no matter how much money you put in, it rarely comes down. And then a person after you come puts one coin in and reaps all the reward for your hard work. We would all like to think that we live in a trickle-down economy but that is clearly not the truth. As the upper crust keeps getting richer and has more money than they know what to do with while the poor don’t even have a roof over their head.

While this is a serious issue and deserves to be addressed as such. Sometimes we all need to have a laugh about all the things people are dealing with in their day-to-day lives. We are well aware that many people support capitalism and they have a myriad of reasons for why they do which we can’t list here today since we weren’t born with a gold spoon in our mouth so we don’t know how it feels like to have everything handed to you.

But what we can do is compile some of the best jokes about capitalism which prove that the apocalypse is already here. And rather than fighting zombies, we would have to fight rich people hoarding all the wealth with all their airplanes and yachts.

#1 This seems quite fair to me. After all, being remorseful is the worst thing you can do in court.

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#2 That is what you call a double negative.

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#3 I almost forgot about that. Another conspiracy theory?

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#4 It is all tied to customer satisfaction anyway.

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#5 This makes much more sense than before.

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#6 Stop with all the clickbait. We all know the answer.

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#7 No matter how hard you try, you can never climb out of the quicksand that is known as being poor.

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#8 It really should be as simple as that.

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#9 But the Government loves to blame the Internet for everything.

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#10 Because why make billionaires into millionaires?

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#11 At least they love you? And that is all that matters.

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#12 Sign me up. Sounds like a good deal to me.

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#13 We’d better not look further into this. It won’t end well.

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#14 So who won this competition of listing dumb things?

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#15 Apply these seven secrets and you too can be homeless because you don’t have a rich family.

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#16 The topmost glass is actually made of very durable latex and just keeps expanding.

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#17 It would be just like gambling but people will actually benefit from it.

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#18 Because it is better for the food to go bad than feed the hungry.

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#19 This is totally a true fact and you don’t need to check it for yourself.

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#20 That is what every bleary-eyed college student thinks until they actually get into the workforce.

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#21 What is more likely to happen is that they will fire half of the employees.

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#22 What a generous man! If only this world had more people like him.

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#23 They look but they can’t see. Too blinded by all the shiny yachts.

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#24 You just have to follow the4th rule, the rest make a negligble difference.

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#25 But that would be fair and just and our world is never that.

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#26 So basically playing monopoly on hardmode?

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#27 They are all wearing different clothes!

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#28 That is the most important question before you get admitted.

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#29 Guess it is time to watch the Christmas Carol once again.

Via RedIsDead

#30 There is a legend that if you say the word Union, several managers appear to talk you down off the ledge.

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#31 Gaslighting is what capitalists are best at though.

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#32 I feel personally attacked by this.

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#33 ‘That doesn’t prove anything!’

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#34 Some extra bells and whistles to make you feel like it is different.

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#35 My dream job is to never have to work again because my parents will pay for everything.

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#36 We sure have progressed as a society.

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#37 While the higher uppers take all the credit and the hard-earned fruit of our labor.

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#38 Just look at how all the bottles look so different!

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#39 They would all like us to believe that hard work always pays off but it doesn’t.

#40 But are those 48 hours really considered feedom?

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#41 The brand image is all that people care about these days.

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#42 They just lack self-realization.

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#43 Todd has clearly been traumatized through the whole ordeal.

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#44 Who needs that many bathrooms? Does he have stomach problems?

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#45 Took them long enough.

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#46 I bet someone already has but we never got to see it.

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#47 Most people’s dream is just to be happy.

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#48 But nobody likes to hear that because beating up mentally sick individuals is more fun.

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#49 Does anything more even need to be said?

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#50 The answer to all our life woes is just to stop being lazy.

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