30 Tweets That Will Make You Feel Heard As A Parent

Taking care of another person is exhausting.

And what are children if not drunken little people who can’t seem to do anything on their own and always fall down somewhere? Even when they are a little older, they lack a filter and will say whatever comes to mind. While this may appear cute, it is very similar to going out drinking with your friends. And you know the one among your friends who becomes rambunctious when they get tipsy? It’s clearly entertaining to see them for a while, but after that, it’s exhausting to listen to them drone on. That is how life with children can be.

However, it is all worthwhile in the end because their adorable moments take the cake. When they smile at you, it makes up for all the messes they make. But that doesn’t mean we’ll forget the things kids have said throughout the Internet era anytime soon. Fortunately, we have parents who are willing to share these moments with us and record them in our history as facts that children do not have a filter.

So, whether you’re a parent looking for relatable tweets or just someone looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place. Simply scroll down and take a look for yourself.

#1 Who know that Alexa had limits? I wonder at which point did she stop?

#2 Although that would have been much more interesting than boring old soccer.

#3 I am pretty sure that even fiction has some grain of truth in it.

And what are fairytales but historical legends that have just been exaggerated over the years?

#4 They always come back looking a little worse for wear.

#5 I don’t think I would be able to handle all that stress.

And the stress I mean is from seeing another person making care of five children.

#6 While you are at it, maybe get some holy water as well.

Although some kids can be total demons so I am not sure if holy water would be the safest choice.

#7 I don’t even know how to read this tweet and now my noggin hurts.

#8 People have so many faces and you never know what they are going to show next.

#9 I didn’t even know this existed in the first place.

Give me a few minutes so I can go search up lullabies of my favourite rock songs.

#10 I think Santa may be tired of this as well.

After all, he only gets to have cookies and milk. Wine might be what he needs after a hard day of work.

#11 I can just imagine a pre-teen yelling “You don’t know anything!” at their parents.

#12 I think that is going way too far even for a fictional story.

Even fantasy needs to have some sort of grounded start.

#13 This is how you catch two birds with one net.

#14 This is just what I needed! For this song to be stuck in my head and for me to hum it all day.

#15 They really want the responsibility until they learn that it’s actually hard work.

#16 This is how you win over your parents.

This kid is going to make an excellent lawyer or a politician.

#17 It is fascinating to see how a kid’s mind works.

#18 Honestly, The review is spot on and I wouldn’t watch this movie either.

#19 In my opinion, it does fit the theme very well but then again, I’ve never been to New York.

#20 No one has the time to feed anyone when you are in a crisis.

#21 This is how you become a parent who is actually well-rested.

#22 It is always when you are about to go out.

#23 You know that they’re planning something nefarious when they aren’t talking.

#24 To be fair, they aren’t wrong either.

#25 We can only hope for the future.

#26 She might have been sleepwalking, there is no conclusive evidence after all.

#27 If this happened in the middle of the night, I would run away screaming.

#28 I can just imagine a little kid wearing a suit with a briefcase now.

#29 Well, this is certainly viscerally true.

#30 She is clearly on her way to being a heartbreaker.

What do you think about these tweets? Have your children ever said anything similar? What is the strangest thing you’ve ever overheard your child saying or doing? Please let us know in the comments section below. Remember to share these tweets with your friends so they can have a laugh as well.